However, there was one man, there IS one man, who deserves to be singled out and ridiculed, because he's overpaid and he's fucking pathetic. I'm talking about our first baseman - one in a long line of national league semi-studs who come to our team and play like dogshit - one: Richie Sexson. So, until he either
A - gets his average above .200 (this isn't asking a whole lot)
B - gets benched in favor of someone more capable (right now, Butch Husky would fit THAT bill)
C - gets put on the DL with a "Muscle Strain" and rehabs with Tacoma for a couple weeks
D - gets his sorry fucking ass either cut, traded, or suffocated in his sleep,
I'm going to put the words "Richie Sexson Sucks" in every one of these titles to further proliferate the notion that he does in fact suck, sucks hard, sucks long. I'm hoping one day to be able to search the words "Richie Sexson Sucks" on Google and have the number one item. It's a dream.
God, where's Paul Sorrento when you need him?