You Really Licked His Ass!
That's MET his match and KICKED, KICKED his ass.
Whatever!
Do I have a weirdly-shaped head? I think I do, I think it's really quite odd. Maybe not straight on, straight on it's OK. In my fatter days, the head is perfectly large and round; in my thinner days, it's very skull-heavy on top and sort of comes down to a rounded point. But, my head at a profile? Looking at me from either side ... I've got this chin that juts out, this prominent jaw that makes it look like I've got some kind of extreme underbite ... I can't take it!
Still though, I'll take the giant head over the tiny head. Sure, it makes it extremely difficult to buy baseball/trucker caps, and it even has me choosy when picking out knit caps and novelty Halloween hats, but I've seen a ton of these guys over here where they have this tiny, shaved-bald head, and they look like they're sporting an 89 IQ because of it. See, I may not be the smartest guy in the world - indeed, I may not be the smartest guy among those of average intelligence - but with the giant melon and the fruity eyeglasses, as long as I don't say anything, I can give the ILLUSION of above-average intelligence.
Kinda makes a guy want to take a Vow of Silence.
This is what I think about when I'm undertaking forced-unemployment for two weeks running. Last week I got a call about a job that was - later that day - stricken from me for unknown reasons. Today, I got a call about that exact same job; then, later this day, it was retracted because that department is being reconfigured or some shit. I'm being jerked around here and I just gotta take it; tomorrow marks the last business day of September. It would be super nice to hear about something, anything, by the end of the day tomorrow.
Weighed in at 230 yesterday; that's 20 pounds in 10 days. It's a start.
Morale is still as high as ever - the workout improved extremely last night over Tuesday - and I'm no longer sluggish waking up in the mornings. But, I don't think I'm getting ENOUGH sleep (as I went to bed around 11:30pm and woke up bright and early before 7am again) and therefore I'm sluggish in the afternoons. Of course, we could also attribute that to the fact that I'm not doing ANYTHING in the afternoons - and that I've got to force myself outside just to walk around the block a few times - but whatever I'm gonna go take a nap goodnight.
Whatever!
Do I have a weirdly-shaped head? I think I do, I think it's really quite odd. Maybe not straight on, straight on it's OK. In my fatter days, the head is perfectly large and round; in my thinner days, it's very skull-heavy on top and sort of comes down to a rounded point. But, my head at a profile? Looking at me from either side ... I've got this chin that juts out, this prominent jaw that makes it look like I've got some kind of extreme underbite ... I can't take it!
Still though, I'll take the giant head over the tiny head. Sure, it makes it extremely difficult to buy baseball/trucker caps, and it even has me choosy when picking out knit caps and novelty Halloween hats, but I've seen a ton of these guys over here where they have this tiny, shaved-bald head, and they look like they're sporting an 89 IQ because of it. See, I may not be the smartest guy in the world - indeed, I may not be the smartest guy among those of average intelligence - but with the giant melon and the fruity eyeglasses, as long as I don't say anything, I can give the ILLUSION of above-average intelligence.
Kinda makes a guy want to take a Vow of Silence.
This is what I think about when I'm undertaking forced-unemployment for two weeks running. Last week I got a call about a job that was - later that day - stricken from me for unknown reasons. Today, I got a call about that exact same job; then, later this day, it was retracted because that department is being reconfigured or some shit. I'm being jerked around here and I just gotta take it; tomorrow marks the last business day of September. It would be super nice to hear about something, anything, by the end of the day tomorrow.
Weighed in at 230 yesterday; that's 20 pounds in 10 days. It's a start.
Morale is still as high as ever - the workout improved extremely last night over Tuesday - and I'm no longer sluggish waking up in the mornings. But, I don't think I'm getting ENOUGH sleep (as I went to bed around 11:30pm and woke up bright and early before 7am again) and therefore I'm sluggish in the afternoons. Of course, we could also attribute that to the fact that I'm not doing ANYTHING in the afternoons - and that I've got to force myself outside just to walk around the block a few times - but whatever I'm gonna go take a nap goodnight.