June 29th, 2007


Being Me Is A Full Time Job & I've Never Missed A Day

Ohhh, I'm sorry. The answer to yesterday's trivia question is "My Two Dads". The answer we were looking for ... "My Two Dads" starring Paul Reiser, that other guy, that girl Dana from "Step By Step" and yes, Dick Butkus.

I don't know about you guys, but that is a totally awesome show that I NEVER want to see on DVD ever EVER.

So, I've decided to take my worldwide renown that this LJ gives me and do something important. I'm gonna take a stand, hit some hard-hitting hard-issues, and really make a difference in the lives of every man womanchild living in these United States of America. Without further ado, I'm gonna start talking about:

Man, I was SO WASTED last night. I watched the NBA draft while drinking beer after beer and at one point had 25 songs on the jukebox in a row ... though, not necessarily the same song 25 times in a row, which would be hilarious and something I plan to do at least once in my life. Just not this bar. This is my bar. Where everybody knows my name. Except they don't. But, as soon as I gain their trust, I fully intend on running a Norm Peterson bar tab that never ever ever ever ever ever ever ...

Whoa. The record skipped.

There's an unbelievably attractive receptionist that works in the company that just moved to our floor. What I wouldn't give to make romance explosion on her chest.