Victory Is Mine!!!
I know it isn't much, but it's a start; the Powers That Be within the Seattle Mariners organization have bowed to the pressure cooker that is Mr. Steven A. Taylor and they've gotten Mike Hargrove to BENCH Richie Sexson! For two games. At home. And not because he's 0 for his last 15 at bats and the fans started booing after every out and because he was stranding more men than a downed naval ship. Even though it's only two games and he'll most likely start one of the next few days - if not today - I feel vindicated that my vilification of this really nice guy who's trying his damnedest to get out of this funk and start helping the team (poor Flick) has netted its purpose. One of the stipulations was that he be benched. Well, he be benched.
Besides, if I don't take advantage of this opportunity, I'll be naming posts after Richie Sexson until the end of man.
My business cards have come in. Now I officially know that my mailing address can be somewhat trusted. I don't quite know what I'm going to DO with these things yet, but I think it's about damn time that Steven A. Taylor: Professional Douchebag finally got his own business cards.
I do have a plan as to where I'm going to start with my No-Budget Media Blitz for the website. I'm gonna print up a bunch of little fliers (kind of like those insert cards in magazines for new subscribers), I'm gonna wake up super early in the morning, and I'm gonna find some of those dispensers for the Village Voice and The Onion and I'm gonna slip my fliers inside as many issues as I can. Remember, that's just phase 1. More phases yet to come.
By the way, if you just search for the word sycophant, my website is result #112. Yeah! Page 12 on the Google Search for Sycophant! (I'm assuming the Google Search for Picnic will result in my website being a lot lower).
The beginning of the end is here. Last full week on the job. Smells like ass, but I'll still miss her.
Besides, if I don't take advantage of this opportunity, I'll be naming posts after Richie Sexson until the end of man.
My business cards have come in. Now I officially know that my mailing address can be somewhat trusted. I don't quite know what I'm going to DO with these things yet, but I think it's about damn time that Steven A. Taylor: Professional Douchebag finally got his own business cards.
I do have a plan as to where I'm going to start with my No-Budget Media Blitz for the website. I'm gonna print up a bunch of little fliers (kind of like those insert cards in magazines for new subscribers), I'm gonna wake up super early in the morning, and I'm gonna find some of those dispensers for the Village Voice and The Onion and I'm gonna slip my fliers inside as many issues as I can. Remember, that's just phase 1. More phases yet to come.
By the way, if you just search for the word sycophant, my website is result #112. Yeah! Page 12 on the Google Search for Sycophant! (I'm assuming the Google Search for Picnic will result in my website being a lot lower).
The beginning of the end is here. Last full week on the job. Smells like ass, but I'll still miss her.