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07 April 2007 @ 02:08 pm
The world is not prepared
Darling hold me, I'm so scared
My mind is shattered and blown
Reality - out the window has flown

My friends, there's no turning back
The apocalypse is right on track
The end of the world is near
The Four Horsemen are finally here

Because The Vers! !!
Has had a drink and you know he's fucking rockin' it, he's on the brink
Because The Vers! !!
Has had a drink and you know there's no stoppin' him till he pukes in the sink
I said it's The Vers! !!
Who's had a shot, and two and three and four and more, he's totally fraught
Because he's The Vers! !!
And he's had a shot, and you know he's fucking rockin' 'em, givin' all that he's got

For years we've tried, we've tried in vain
To get him drunk, make him go insane
And every fuckin' time he said, "Oh no,
Alcohol won't touch these lips, now take that shit and go"

But now he's gone and broke the code
He's given in, tasted the motherlode
He finally knows what he's been missin'
That's not Dr. Skipper he's in there pissin'

Because The Vers! !!
Has hit the sauce and you know he's fuckin' lovin' it, it's totally boss
Because The Vers! !!
Has hit the sauce and there's no more fuckin' lines that he's left to cross
You know it's The Vers! !!
Who's getting drunk, he waited for the right time, you know he ain't no punk
Because he's The Vers! !!
And he's all fucked up, he's drinkin', smokin', fuckin' bitches, so give it up

With his newfound freedom, his inebriated fame
He's riding on the demon's back, spitting balls of flame
Upon conquering all that's in his path
There's but one foe left to face his wrath

He rears his head back, unleashing a mighty roar
As the dragon's cries force him to soar
Ever higher into the sky
Until the sun has made him fry

Because The Vers! !!
Has saved the day and you know he's fuckin' cool like that, we all say
Because The Vers! !!
Has rocked us all because he drank some jager and he's really quite tall
I said The Vers! !!
Has rocked this place and now he's staggering home to pass out flat on his face
Because The Vers! !!
Has kicked all ass and maybe tomorrow we'll roll a fat one and talk him into smoking some grass
 
 
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