December 9th, 2006


Deck Da Harrs With Barrs of Horry

Fa ra-ra-ra-ra Ra-ra Ra Ra

TIS da season to be jorry ...

All right, that's quite enough.

Jinglre Berrs, Jingre Berrs, Jingre Arr da Way! Oh rhat fun it is to ride in a one horse open sraaaay! ...

Stop! Enough! To the kitchen, bring food!

Does anyone else think the mom from "A Christmas Story" is kinda hot in a Mom I'd Like To Stick A Bar of Soap In Her Mouth, Only Not Exactly A Bar of Soap If You Catch My Drift sort of way?

You'll have to excuse me, I've just finished my fourth 16 ounce Budweiser tallboy of the evening. That was after, of course, all the Christmas shopping I've done today. First, I stopped off and got my family some stuff from around Rockefeller Center after work. Oh yeah, I went and saw the big Tree. To be honest, it wasn't as tall as I thought it'd be, but it WAS fatter around than I thought. And, it never did get above 28 degrees today, so I was freezing my ass off to be sure. Then, I got back here and Emily and I went out to Barnes & Noble for further Christmas shopping. God, I mean seriously, they had some sweet books there.

Then, I spent the rest of the night drinking and watching Old School. And then I watched A Christmas Story. Uncle Buck is about 3.5% away from being fully downloaded, so in the meantime, I guess I'll have to watch Bloodsport or something.

OK, I'm drunk, and tomorrow's time for cold-ass winter running. Salude!
  • Current Music
    Bing Crosby - White Christmas