September 13th, 2006


These Chocolate Covered Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty

I can't eat chocolate covered pretzels without thinking of Mallrats, I don't know why I bought this 12 ounce bag from Trader Joe's.

Fuck this place is falling apart! Some douchebag disconnected the cable line from the outside of the building, rendering our Internet connection impotent on the inside. I guess there ain't much wrong there, considering I lost both Monday Night Football games and my Fantasy Team lost for, what I'm assuming is something like the 14th time in the last 15 weeks dating back to last season.

I haven't found much opportunity to leave the apartment since Sunday; two of the three times have been to buy groceries. I'm up and over 100 pages on the novel, though, so I guess that's something. In a frenzy, I whittled down my T-shirt collection to a dozen (getting rid of about that amount in halving the figure); don't worry Kon, the Bud shirt is still in the mix - though I do believe Spongebob has seen his last formal wear on my body.

The beard has gotten quite unruly, I'm still unsure about how to proceed. I shaved the top of my head down to the quarter-inch again, but let the beard continue to spread. I'm a sight to say the least. Short cropped brown hair on top, thick red hair around the 'burns and 'chops, blonde-ish hair at the 'stache and chin-pubes. I'm wondering if I'm gonna be hassled about the face hair when I start going for jobs, fucking fascists.

So, does anyone know when The O.C. is coming back? I suppose I could go and look it up, but I'm wondering if they're even worth downloading now. I'm hearing Jake tell me about having two TVs in the living room - something Lee Ann couldn't quite wrap her head around until it was explained that this is Fucking Football Season - and I gotta tell you, it makes for a bit of longing. Dammit, Sundays aren't about going OUT, they're about being a lazy asshole around the house! But, it's hard to justify the purchase of one TV - let alone two - just for the Football Season. Though, 24 comes back in January ...

Did you hear that the outcry over Steve Irwin's death has caused multiple Stingray Homicides in Australia? And did you know there's a game online called Terri Irwin's Revenge? God, I don't know about you, but I'd like to stick me thumb up the asshole of a stingray just to teach him a lesson: You do not FUCK with obnoxious TV animal guys!
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